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A Practical Guide to Racism

By: C. H. Dalton  

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Average Customer Rating: 4.5 out of 5

Description:
A hilarious look at the races of the world—capturing the proud history and bright future of racism in one handy, authoritative, and deeply offensive volume

Meet “C. H. Dalton,” a professor of racialist studies and a leading authority on inferior people of all ethnicities, genders, religions, and sexual preferences. In the grand tradition of The Protocols of the Elders of Zion and Birth of a Nation, he is on a mission to clarify the truth about self-supremacy, drawing on eminent scholarship to enlighten a new generation of hate-mongers. Presenting evidence that everyone should be hated (even white people), A Practical Guide to Racism contains sparkling bits of wisdom on such subjects as:
• The good life enjoyed by blacks, who shuffle through life unhindered by the white man’s burdens, such as reverse racism and white slavery, to become accomplished athletes, rhymesmiths, and dominoes champions.
• The sad story of the industrious, intelligent Jews, whose entire reputation is sullied by their unfortunate taste for the blood of Christian babies.
• A close look at the bizarre, sweet-smelling race known as “women,” who are not good at anything— especially ruling the free world.
• A crucial manual to Arabs, a people so sensitive they are liable to blow up at any time.
• A country-by-country breakdown of the “Yellow Peril,” with pointers for telling apart a race of people who all look the same.

Also included is a comprehensive glossary of timeless epithets, with hundreds of pejorative words for everyone from Phoenicians to Jews. A Practical Guide to Racism is sure to spark honest, instructive discourse.

Publisher: Gotham

Customer Review: 5 out of 5
I promise not to use the word "Swiftian" in this review - Tempting, though. Sharp, scathing and over the top. A perfectly disgusting read. Recommended!

Customer Review: 2 out of 5
Disappointing! - A wasted opportunity. A few laughs at the beginning of the book but then it fell flat on it's face. Merpeople?

Customer Review: 5 out of 5
Greatness in paper form. - Dalton did some truly amazing work in this epic piece. If you are even slighly amused by racsist jokes, this is the book for you. The price is a tad high, but the hours of priceless entertainment and enlightenment make it well worth 20 bucks. It even has an index on rascist terminology. Reading it with your friends is even better.

Customer Review: 5 out of 5
Hoptoit McPants - This book is not for everyone...it is highly offensive and rude...which is what makes it so great. Racism is wrong, but it is hilarious when pushed to the absurd and directed at all races, even mermen. Be sure to check out the glossary for a quick reference of all racist terms and impress all your racist friends!

Customer Review: 5 out of 5
if I could give it six stars, I would - The most ruthless, offensive sense of humor I've ever encountered... dripping with sarcasm in every word. If you can't laugh at it, you're a snob, and if you do laugh at it, you'll wonder what the hell your malfunction is. One for everyone I know next christmas!!!

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